Ice bikes

February is usually a time of year where it becomes the off season for most of the sporting events out there. Not so for local bicycle racing though. True Minnesota creativity reveals itself with races taking place next month. The more unique one is the Minnesota Off Road Cyclists' race through the St. Paul skyway system (Feb. 8th). Even though this race still promises to be a great joy to witness, the fact that they'll run it in time-trial format and ban people for riding down stairs (“for safety reasons”) certainly dampens its potential. Nevertheless, I'll probably still be out there, camera in hand hoping to catch some spills.

For a real, genuine, hardcore blast of true winter cycling anarchy, nothing beats the Stupor Bowl (Feb. 4th). There won't be any of those sissy 'no-riding-down-stairs' rules there. Though I (David) don't know where my volunteer assignment is yet, I've received word that my strategic placement is still being planned. If anyone is planning to be a spectator for this one, make sure to wear something purple and a super-thin mustache, because this year's theme is Purple Rain.

Of course the most worthwhile use of one's time is still the MN Bicycle and Pedestrian Alliance's annual meeting (Jan 28th). Not only are you free from having to race anyone for this event, but Spokes Pizza will be delivering pizza for the event at 6:00pm. So one can stop on by the Depot, grab a slice, hobnob with your fellow advocates, and talk about the upcoming races (not to mention the always enjoyable membership renewal).

So that's the news from H and D's lodge. Remember: keep your eye out for sticks on the ice. I'm pullin' for ya. We're all in this together.